Oh boy, we guarantee - getting clean never felt so dirty with our real dick soaps!
Wanna give your crush a hint when he visits you? This is a not-so-hidden hint in your bathroom!
A perfect gift for anyone or yourself!
If you feel a little dirty this is the soap for you to get clean.
We took a full day on a hot summer day to make the cast of a real dick for this soap. That is why it is so realistic down to the vein - it's a real dick - and it is real soap!
Our handmade soap comes in different scents and colors and two soap styles:
- Shea butter (white base with dye and scents)
- the typical glycerine soap (transparent lucent colors with dyes and scents)
but in only one size: nice and big!
*ALL PRODUCTS ARE FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY* YES, DO NOT INSERT IT *
And of course, do not eat it - even when it smells delicious! Keep away from pets and kids (DUH!)
Size: 6+" / 16cm - Base: 3" / 7cm - Girth: 2" / 5cm Weight: 11+ oz
Since this is a handmade item - there will be slight differences in the soaps in form, color, and weight and each soap might have some minor imperfections. Those will not affect the soap
Materials (all FDA-approved for cosmetic/external usage):
The Shea Butter Model Ingredients: Water (Aqua/Eau), Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Sucrose, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Silica, Sodium Chloride, Stearic Acid, Lauric Acid, Titanium Dioxide, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate.
Dyes ingredients: Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Glycerin, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Water, Iron Oxides.
The Glycerine Model Ingredients (not available yet): Water (Aqua/Eau), Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Sucrose, Sodium Laurate, Sorbitol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Stearic Acid, Lauric Acid, Tocopherol, Aloe Vera Leaf Extract, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium EtCronate
*Colors may appear different on different screens and devices. Colors may also vary from batch to batch as these are handmade and we can only be so precise in our control with dye.
*Please understand that we do not accept returns or exchanges due to the nature of our items. This is for the safety for all involved
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